I simply cannot this is occurring to me once more. Just when I thought things were getting better, here we are starting over. It's like a curse. Honestly, I'm starting to feel like giving up.
- Maybe I should change my routine
- Surely this is a dream
- This calls for a celebration (of sorts)
Can You Imagine What Just Happened!
I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A bird was dancing in the middle of the room/sky. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.
People were check here laughing and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!
You Won't Trust This!
Wowzers! This is totally crazy. A guy was walking down the street and randomly a flock of chickens came out under a bush. They were hopping all over the place, and cars were screaming. It was absolute chaos! It was so wild I had to share this crazy story with you guys.
I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!
It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw dropped in uttershock.
I couldn't wrap my head around what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a science fiction novel. This can't be true, right? It has to be a hallucination.
Could it be I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?
Can You Believe This?!
My friends won't believe what just took place. Seriously, I feel I'm going to pass out! The whole thing was just beyond belief.
- It's unreal
- Seriously though
- I need to document this
See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!
It's Beyond Me
Seriously, this whole thing is just making no sense. I struggle with grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.
- Perhaps ask someone else for help?